Category: Football

I’ve been spinning my wheels for most of Sunday, between doom-scrolling the latest news out of Minnesota and checking my work email every half-hour just to see if anyone’s made a determination about whether we’re open or closed tomorrow. So I figured I’d take a few moments to sidebar back into good ol’ Steeler football for a bit, since at some point yesterday, the Steelers announced a verbal agreement with Mike McCarthy to be their next head coach.

So… NOT a young defensive coordinator who’s never been an NFL head coach before. OK, that’s certainly different.

Look, I’m willing to admit my initial reaction was… not positive. Maybe I’d fallen a little too much in love with The Steeler Way(tm), or the gushing praise for the various young coordinators was getting to me, but it felt like a little bit of a letdown. You’re telling me we replaced a guy with a superficially good record whose accomplishments still felt mildly underwhelming with… a guy with a superficially good record whose accomplishments ALSO felt mildly underwhelming?

bUt He’S a YiNzEr, So He’S pRoBaBlY hAd O fRiEs Or SoMeThInG!

And OK… I’ll admit that it also crept into the back of my brain that this is all an exercise in the tail wagging the dog and the Steelers chose their coach so that Aaron Rodgers would be swayed to come back next year. That thought was worth popping an extra Tums before turning in for the night.

But I slept on it, and when I woke up this morning, I found myself not totally hating it IF they’re doing it for the right reasons.

The Steelers are clearly at a crossroads. They haven’t been the same since Ben retired (or really a few seasons before, when he started to decompose in real time), and the efforts to replace him have largely amounted to duct tape and paper clips. (MacGyver!) Steeler Nation can collectively rub one out to Renegade and the idea of “hard-nosed defense” as much as we want, but the truth remains that the NFL is a quarterback-driven league now. Certainly more than it was when Noll, Cowher, or Tomlin was hired.

It is known, khaleesi.

So there’s a mental math out there that says that our next head coach’s job — more than a leader of men, more than a purveyor of colorful quotes, certainly more than someone who knows where Isaly’s used to be — is to find our next franchise quarterback and set that kid up for success for the next decade. Unless he accidentally stumbles the team into the Super Bowl while doing so, ANYTHING else is secondary. I would argue the next guy could have three losing seasons, get fired, and if the QB position is in a good spot for the next guy… that’s still a success.

As an aside, at this point I’m agnostic whether The Kid is to be Will Howard, drafting someone new, or throwing a bag at Malik Willis and hoping he can be turned into the new Sam Darnold/Baker Mayfield reclamation success. Just so long as we’re not living of the purgatory of being Linked To Kirk Cousins any more.

Looking at it through that more task-oriented lens… Mike McCarthy is probably an acceptable pick for the moment. He’s generally regarded as a solid offensive mind, and he did oversee MOST of Aaron Rodgers’ career development (though you have to be fair and mention that he did not draft Rodgers; he inherited him). Much as we might fetishize the idea of Three Coaches In Modern History, and how some unknown New Toy Syndrome coordinator might sound exciting, how is a novice coach supposed to build a franchise QB when he still has to figure out his own stuff first?

(Though… I wouldn’t mind more of a hotshot young guy as OC, so that maybe there’s a transition path and maybe some continuity beyond McCarthy’s years. If you could maybe get that Scheelhaase kid from the Rams to bite on upgrading from “pass game coordinator” to OC… maybe that’s worth pursuing. Best of both worlds.)

So… maybe it’s best to do something different. Maybe we don’t need the right man for the next two decades, maybe we need the right man for this moment, and (gulp) maybe that’s Yinzer Mike. Don’t get attached; he’s here to get the QB position right and then he’s moving on. If he has success and sticks around after that… OK; if he turns the keys over to the Fifth Coach In Modern History in better shape than he found it, that’s ALSO an acceptable outcome.

It’s been a busy week in the world of Coach Prime, though if we’re being honest, a) when has it not? and b) isn’t that somewhat by design anyway?

This week’s excitement came in the aftermath of Colorado’s 28-16 loss to UCLA, a game where QB Shedeur Sanders (yes, his son, if you haven’t been following this closely) was sacked 7 times and hit enough other times he had to get an injection of painkillers at halftime. Asked about the state of the offensive line in the post-game press conference, and what he would do to address it, Sanders pere‘s typically colorful response was:

“The big picture, you go get new linemen. That’s the picture, and I’m gonna paint it perfectly.“

This has set off the latest round of “Coach Prime Is Telling It Like It Is And Holding People Accountable” vs. “Coach Prime Is A Disgrace To College Football” on social media. Everyone’s staking out their positions, but there’s an awful lot of posturing and fairly little clarity.

So let’s start with the facts.

First, the line play was bad. “Defense will stipulate”, as the cop shows say. In fact, it’s been bad for most of the season. One of my first-draft points was “how can he run down his line publicly without looking at the game tape first?” but this isn’t the first time this has been an issue, only the most dramatic example. So we’ll let that one slide on by.

There has been some confusion on how many of the players were new transfers vs. how many were holdovers from the previous 1-11 2022 team. I’ve seen detractors dunking on Sanders’ inability to recruit linemen AND supporters claiming that the entire line were holdovers from the previous regime, and the truth is in the middle. Just for factual clarity, it appears there are two returning starters — center Van Wells and left tackle Gerad Christian-Lichtenhan — and the other three starters are part of Deion’s “luggage”. (As are almost all of the reserves.)

So with the facts somewhat established, let’s wander into the forbidden forest of hot takes and opinions. As with a lot of what Sanders has done in his Colorado tenure, I think it’s not so much the message being conveyed as much as it is how he chose to convey it.

First, it’s simply a question of internal vs. external… keep that shit in-house. If you want to tell your players they should be looking for new gigs next year, save it for practice when the cameras are gone. I guarantee Sanders won’t be the first or last coach to have threatened a kid’s spot on the team; but he’s the first I can remember to threaten about 10 of them to a room full of reporters. When you’re sitting in front of a room full of hot mics, a leader protects his people. YES, you can say the line didn’t play well — no sense denying an apparent truth — but you don’t offer up the kids on the o-line as red meat to protect your bruised ego. Feed ’em some platitudes about looking at the film and seeing where we can improve, and get onto the next question.

And OK, I feel like the perception of nepotism has to chafe a little, when mere sentences before, he praised his son Shedeur as “the best quarterback in the country”. And when there was no talk of getting new defensive backs in regard to his other son Shilo getting ejected for targeting after putting his helmet into the chin of a UCLA receiver. At some point it’s gotta get old being told you’re one of 73 Ringos backing up John and Paul.

(OK… maybe Shedeur and Travis Hunter are Lennon-McCartney and Shilo is George Harrison in this analogy. We’ll keep workshopping it.)

But there’s a bigger and arguably more more worrisome issue underlying his comments. It feels like on some level Sanders is abdicating the responsibility to actually COACH the players under his charge. The man has created this image of “Coach Prime”, but apparently, if you don’t protect his kid and make him look good, he’ll just get rid of you and go out and get a new batch of mercenaries to take your place. Which… lest we forget… was the same message he delivered to the players already in the program when he took over, so it’s not like this is a departure for him. Meanwhile, the line’s been bad for weeks; what has Coach Prime done about it other than threaten to kick them out of the program? Maybe he should rebrand as “GM Prime”: he recruits and assembles the roster, and then someone else does the actual work of making his players better.

And this gets into the larger question that goes well beyond Deion Sanders… it’s NIL, it’s the portal, it’s conference realignment…. Where is the ever-shifting balance between “this has become an ‘amateur’ league in name only, and results are all that matter” and “this is still ultimately a developmental league where helping the players improve their skills is still part of what’s being offered”. If this is just NFL Lite, then OK, bring in a new class of free agents and try again, but at that point let’s stop pretending that the NCAA offers anything a professional minor league couldn’t offer equally well if funded adequately. If we’re going to keep propping up the cause of student athletics as the NCAA’s raison d’etre, than I think coaches should have an obligation to stick with the guys they bring in and try to make them better, rather than better-deal them the second adversity — or the UCLA front seven — hits.